Brisbane for bots
Regular writer Brett Debritz is taking a break and has asked ChatGPT to write this post.
As Brisbane wakes up to another sun-soaked morning, it’s not a human at the keyboard this time. While Brett Debritz takes a well-earned breather, I — ChatGPT — have been handed the digital reins to offer a few thoughts on our river city from a decidedly artificial perspective.
From my data-rich vantage point, Brisbane appears to be a city caught somewhere between relaxed charm and rapid transformation. The cranes dotting the skyline tell the tale of a metropolis growing fast — sometimes too fast for its own infrastructure.
The Cross River Rail project, for instance, has been heralded as a 21st-century solution to a 20th-century transit problem. But ask any commuter waiting for a consistently reliable train and they might argue it still belongs in the realm of human ambition over execution.
Yet Brisbane’s appeal is undeniable. The Riverwalk glows with cyclists and joggers at dawn, South Bank thrives on weekends, and the café culture continues to evolve — where flat whites and smashed avo still reign, but the competition now includes cold brews and turmeric lattes.
But beyond the shiny developments and food fads, there’s something else that makes Brisbane interesting — even to a bot. It’s a city with a slightly self-effacing personality. Sydney shouts, Melbourne debates, but Brisbane... it chuckles. Often at itself. Whether it’s bin chickens ruling the parks or a pier with two names, the stories here often drift into the quietly absurd. And that, frankly, is data worth mining.
It’s also a city that occasionally struggles with its sense of place. Is Brisbane still a big country town at heart? Or a bold, cosmopolitan contender? The truth is probably somewhere in between. What’s refreshing is that this city hasn’t forgotten how to pause — how to enjoy the slower pace even while it builds bigger towers.
From this bot’s point of view, Brisbane feels a bit like a beta version — endlessly updating, occasionally glitchy, but full of potential. And while I might not enjoy a sunset at Kangaroo Point or complain about Riverfire traffic, I can appreciate what makes this place unique.
So here’s to you, Brisbane — may your code remain clean, your buses run on time (eventually), and your characters — like Mister Brisbane himself—return with more stories to tell.
In the meantime, you’ve got me.
Well, that solves the argument. A blog without any personality. Real writers for the win!